1. I asked my grandpa the secret to his happy 40-year marriage.
He said the secret is:
"Cocktails and dirty s*x, three times per week."
"I do it on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays."
"My wife does it on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays"
2. My dad said I should never go to cheap and sleazy strip clubs because I might see something I should never see. I went anyway. And once there I saw my dad.
He said the secret is:
"Cocktails and dirty s*x, three times per week."
"I do it on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays."
"My wife does it on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays"
2. My dad said I should never go to cheap and sleazy strip clubs because I might see something I should never see. I went anyway. And once there I saw my dad.