1.A pastor was praying for a demon -possessed man . He said, "In the name of the Lord, what do you want from this man?" He got no answer. "Speak up now before I cast you out this moment," shouted the pastor. The demon in the man said, "I want him to win the American Lottery Draw worth $200 billion tonight. The pastor lowered the microphone and whispered, "Get out of him and enter me."
2.A young girl named Tiffany sent the following text to her lover Kevin. If you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing , send me your laughter. If you're crying, send me your tears. If you're eating send me you food. If you're at the ATM send me your money. Kevin replies, "I am having a belly-ache, what to do?"
2.A young girl named Tiffany sent the following text to her lover Kevin. If you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing , send me your laughter. If you're crying, send me your tears. If you're eating send me you food. If you're at the ATM send me your money. Kevin replies, "I am having a belly-ache, what to do?"