A thief stole a television set from a house. As he ran out, a mad man who is resident of that house gave the thief a hot chase. The more the thief ran the more the madman increased his pace. The thief could not run anymore at one point sat under a tree. The madman caught up with him and sat next to him panting for his breath. After a while the thief broke the silence. "Why are you chasing me?" he asked.
The madman replied, "You forgot the remote control."
The madman replied, "You forgot the remote control."