A woman had just returned to her home from church one evening. She was startled when she saw an intruder.She caught the man in the act of stealing her valuables and yelled: "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be baptized in the name of The Lord, so that your sins would be forgiven).
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.As the officer handcuffed the intruder, the cop was curious that the burglar had stopped in his tracks. So, he asked the burglar why he was so scared because all the lady did was yelled the scriptures to him. The burglar replied,"Officer she said she had an Axe and two38s.
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.As the officer handcuffed the intruder, the cop was curious that the burglar had stopped in his tracks. So, he asked the burglar why he was so scared because all the lady did was yelled the scriptures to him. The burglar replied,"Officer she said she had an Axe and two38s.