A man walked into his friend's office and saw his secretary standing next to him. He pulled his friend aside and praised him for having a very attractive secretary. So, his friend thanked him but told him it was a robot that was standing there and not a real person. "If you squeeze her waist she takes diction," the office holder explained . "If you rub her head, she types letters, he continued. "I'll lend her to you for a day so you can see her function."
The next day the friend who borrowed the "secretary" called from the hospital and shouted, "You bastard!" You didn't tell me the hole between her legs was a pencil sharpener.
The next day the friend who borrowed the "secretary" called from the hospital and shouted, "You bastard!" You didn't tell me the hole between her legs was a pencil sharpener.