1.Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from a neighbor and decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.
One of suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping over the gate, to the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the bag. They didn't bother to pick them up since they had enough in the bag.
A few minutes later, a drunkard on his way home from the bar, passed near the cemetery and heard a voice saying, "One for me , One for you. "One for me , One for you" ...The drunkard immediately sobered up and ran to the nearest church for the priest. "Father please come with me, come and witness God and Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery."
They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued ,"One for me , One for you." Suddenly the voice stopped counting and said, "What about the two at the gate?" You should see the marathon. The priest almost ran past the church gate shouting: "We are not dead yet oohh!