HUMOR CORNER
Three thieves were taken to court and were found guilty. The first stole one sardine. The judge said three years in prision because there are three fish in the sardine.The second one stole a tray of eggs.He got 30 years in prison because a tray contains 30 eggs.The third one callapsed. Do you know why? He stole a bag of rice.
2. A man was baptized. The pastor dipped his head into the water three times and said you're baptized, your sins are forgiven you are a new creature. Your new name is Jacob. No more drinking of alcohol. The man went home and goes straight to his refrigerator, took all the alcoholic bottles out, dipped them in water three times and said, "you're baptized, your sins are forgiven, your old sins are forgiven, you're a new creation, your new name is fruit juice.
Three thieves were taken to court and were found guilty. The first stole one sardine. The judge said three years in prision because there are three fish in the sardine.The second one stole a tray of eggs.He got 30 years in prison because a tray contains 30 eggs.The third one callapsed. Do you know why? He stole a bag of rice.
2. A man was baptized. The pastor dipped his head into the water three times and said you're baptized, your sins are forgiven you are a new creature. Your new name is Jacob. No more drinking of alcohol. The man went home and goes straight to his refrigerator, took all the alcoholic bottles out, dipped them in water three times and said, "you're baptized, your sins are forgiven, your old sins are forgiven, you're a new creation, your new name is fruit juice.