A church organist in her eighties was admired for her kindness and sweetness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him her quaint sitting room. As he sat facing her, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water and in the water floated a condom. The pastor tried settle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater. "Miss Jane , I wonder if you would tell me about this this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh yes," she replied. "Isn't it wonderful I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The direction says to place it on the organ, keep it wet and it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?"
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