There were two nuns whose names were Sister Mathematical and Sister Logical. One dark Saturday evening the two Sisters had taken a walk far away from the convent. Suddenly, a male figure emerged a few yards behind them. Sister Mathematical turned to her companion and remarked,"Have you noticed this man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes?" I wonder what he wants.
Sister Logical replied, "It's logical, he wants to rape us."
"Oh no!" exclaimed Sister Mathematical, at this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?" Sister Logical thought for and moment and said,"The only logical thing we can do is to walk faster. "It's not working, " replied Sister Mathematical."
"Of course it's not working, replied Sister Logical, the man did the logical thing, he started to walk faster,too"
"So what shall we do?" asked Sister Mathematical. At this rate he would reach us in one minute.
"The only logical thing we can do, advised Sister Logical, is to split up. "You go that way and I will go this way, He cannot follow us both."
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what had happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.
"Thank God you are here," exclaimed Sister Mathematical, tell me what happened.
"The only logical thing happened, she replied, the man could not follow us both, so he followed me\, she explained.
"Yes, but what happened then?" asked Sister Mathematical
"The only logical thing happened , "I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could," continued Sister Logical.
"And? asked Sister Mathematical.
"The only logical thing happened, he reached me, " explained Sister Logical.
"And what did you do?" asked Sister Mathematical
"The only logical thing to do was to lift up my dress, " explained Sister Logical'
"Oh my Sister Logical, what did the man do? asked her companion.
"The only logical thing to do . He pulled his pants down.
"Oh no, what happened then?" asked Sister Mathematical
"Isn't it logical Sister?" she replied "A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.
Sister Logical replied, "It's logical, he wants to rape us."
"Oh no!" exclaimed Sister Mathematical, at this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?" Sister Logical thought for and moment and said,"The only logical thing we can do is to walk faster. "It's not working, " replied Sister Mathematical."
"Of course it's not working, replied Sister Logical, the man did the logical thing, he started to walk faster,too"
"So what shall we do?" asked Sister Mathematical. At this rate he would reach us in one minute.
"The only logical thing we can do, advised Sister Logical, is to split up. "You go that way and I will go this way, He cannot follow us both."
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what had happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.
"Thank God you are here," exclaimed Sister Mathematical, tell me what happened.
"The only logical thing happened, she replied, the man could not follow us both, so he followed me\, she explained.
"Yes, but what happened then?" asked Sister Mathematical
"The only logical thing happened , "I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could," continued Sister Logical.
"And? asked Sister Mathematical.
"The only logical thing happened, he reached me, " explained Sister Logical.
"And what did you do?" asked Sister Mathematical
"The only logical thing to do was to lift up my dress, " explained Sister Logical'
"Oh my Sister Logical, what did the man do? asked her companion.
"The only logical thing to do . He pulled his pants down.
"Oh no, what happened then?" asked Sister Mathematical
"Isn't it logical Sister?" she replied "A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.