A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his upholstered pistol and yelled, " I have a 45 caliber colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber and yelled "I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife."
A voice from the back of the room called out.
"You need more ammo."
A voice from the back of the room called out.
"You need more ammo."