NINE POUNDS OF GOLD.
A husband and wife were happy over the nine pound baby boy that was born to them. Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of a famous newspaper and reported that had become the proud owner of a nine pound nugget of gold. The editor upon hearing the seemingly extraordinary news, sent his star reporter to interview Mr. Brown.
When the reporter came, Mr. Brown was away but his wife was there.
Reporter: Does Mr. Brown live here?
Mrs. Brown: Oh yes he does.
Reporter: Is it true he owns a nine pound of nugget?
Mrs. Brown: (Realising the joke) Yes ! Indeed he does
Reporter: Can I see the place where he found it?
Mrs. Brown: I'm afraid not because Mr. Brown ojects to that in as much as it is strictly private.
Reporter: Is the place far?
Mrs. Brown: Oh not at all , it is quite near and convenient.
Reporter: Can you tell me ma'am, for how many years has Mr. Brown been searching for this gold?
Mrs. Brown: Just about two years.
Reporter: Has he been working hard at it?
Mrs. Brown: You bet.
Reporter: Has anyone else owned the site?
Mrs. Brown:No, but for the present he has legal title to the site.
Reporter:Has Mr. Brown any helper?
Mrs. Brown:Yes, I work under him
Reporter:Do you think Mr. Brown will sell the place?
Mrs. Brown: I don't think so because he enjoys working on it.
Reporter: Can I see the nine pound of gold nugget?
Mrs. Brown: Yes certainly.......(She shows him the nine pound baby boy)
A husband and wife were happy over the nine pound baby boy that was born to them. Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of a famous newspaper and reported that had become the proud owner of a nine pound nugget of gold. The editor upon hearing the seemingly extraordinary news, sent his star reporter to interview Mr. Brown.
When the reporter came, Mr. Brown was away but his wife was there.
Reporter: Does Mr. Brown live here?
Mrs. Brown: Oh yes he does.
Reporter: Is it true he owns a nine pound of nugget?
Mrs. Brown: (Realising the joke) Yes ! Indeed he does
Reporter: Can I see the place where he found it?
Mrs. Brown: I'm afraid not because Mr. Brown ojects to that in as much as it is strictly private.
Reporter: Is the place far?
Mrs. Brown: Oh not at all , it is quite near and convenient.
Reporter: Can you tell me ma'am, for how many years has Mr. Brown been searching for this gold?
Mrs. Brown: Just about two years.
Reporter: Has he been working hard at it?
Mrs. Brown: You bet.
Reporter: Has anyone else owned the site?
Mrs. Brown:No, but for the present he has legal title to the site.
Reporter:Has Mr. Brown any helper?
Mrs. Brown:Yes, I work under him
Reporter:Do you think Mr. Brown will sell the place?
Mrs. Brown: I don't think so because he enjoys working on it.
Reporter: Can I see the nine pound of gold nugget?
Mrs. Brown: Yes certainly.......(She shows him the nine pound baby boy)