A recent news headline indicated that lawyers were now being used as experimental test subjects in place of laboratory rats. I read further because this just didn't seem right, but the story gave several solid reasons for the substitution of lawyers for rats.
First: There are more of them
Second: The researcher had a tendency to become addicted to laboratory rats.
Third: There are some things you can't get a rat to do.
First: There are more of them
Second: The researcher had a tendency to become addicted to laboratory rats.
Third: There are some things you can't get a rat to do.