Here are a few short ones.
1. I went to an aquarium this weekend, but didn't stay long. There's something fishy about that place.
2. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Fallop.
3. I gave my handyman a to-do list. But he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5. Turns out he only does odd jobs.
1. I went to an aquarium this weekend, but didn't stay long. There's something fishy about that place.
2. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Fallop.
3. I gave my handyman a to-do list. But he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5. Turns out he only does odd jobs.