A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. On seeing God, she asked: " Is my time up?"
God said: "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to say in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast implants and tummy tuck. She even had have someone come in and change the color of her hair and brighten her teeth. Since she had so much time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she asked, "I thought you said I had another 33 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?
God replied, " Girl, I didn't recognize you."
While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. On seeing God, she asked: " Is my time up?"
God said: "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to say in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast implants and tummy tuck. She even had have someone come in and change the color of her hair and brighten her teeth. Since she had so much time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she asked, "I thought you said I had another 33 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?
God replied, " Girl, I didn't recognize you."