A priest is being chased through the woods by a hungry lion.
As the priest is running he makes an impassioned plea to God: Oh please God in your infinite wisdom and mercy, turn this beast into a good Christian!
Before he can get another word out, he trips and goes sprawling over a log.
The lion catches up and approach the terrified priest. Rising up on its hind leg, it puts its paws together and says
"Lord, thank you for this meal that I'm about to receive."
As the priest is running he makes an impassioned plea to God: Oh please God in your infinite wisdom and mercy, turn this beast into a good Christian!
Before he can get another word out, he trips and goes sprawling over a log.
The lion catches up and approach the terrified priest. Rising up on its hind leg, it puts its paws together and says
"Lord, thank you for this meal that I'm about to receive."