1. A mathematician wanders back home at 3am. and proceeds to get an earful from his wife.
"You're late", she yells. "You said you'd be home by 11:45!"
"Actually!",the mathematician replies coolly. "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."
2. Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
3. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris you'd be in Seine.
"You're late", she yells. "You said you'd be home by 11:45!"
"Actually!",the mathematician replies coolly. "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."
2. Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
3. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris you'd be in Seine.