1. A lady lost three of her underwear in her house and blamed the maid in front of her husband. Feeling offended, the maid spoke up and addressed the husband: "Sir you are my witness, you know I never wear underwear."
2.A man went to a pub with his wife. When he left the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife and whispered, "You mus tdemand cash before sex, I know him he doesn"t pay."
3.A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on his wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning..
2.A man went to a pub with his wife. When he left the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife and whispered, "You mus tdemand cash before sex, I know him he doesn"t pay."
3.A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on his wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning..