1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus fuming. She says to the man sitting next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says:
"You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I think you're beautiful. At least not as ugly as this baby."
2. I was in Walmart and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, "Are you two an item?"
3. Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home.' He said, "That sounds like a Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?" I asked.
"It's not unusual", he replied.
"You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I think you're beautiful. At least not as ugly as this baby."
2. I was in Walmart and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, "Are you two an item?"
3. Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home.' He said, "That sounds like a Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?" I asked.
"It's not unusual", he replied.