A soldier runs up to a nun
Out of breath he asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt, I'll explain later.
The nun agreed
A moment later two military police ran up and asked:
"Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied "He went that way ."
After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see I don't want to go to Ukraine."
The nun said,"I understand completely"
The soldier added, "I hope I don't sound rude, but you have a great pair of legs."
The nun replied, " If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a pair of nuts dangling, too. I don't want to go to Ukraine too"
Out of breath he asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt, I'll explain later.
The nun agreed
A moment later two military police ran up and asked:
"Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied "He went that way ."
After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see I don't want to go to Ukraine."
The nun said,"I understand completely"
The soldier added, "I hope I don't sound rude, but you have a great pair of legs."
The nun replied, " If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a pair of nuts dangling, too. I don't want to go to Ukraine too"