A preacher was baptizing some of his flock when a drunk man mysteriously showed up in the river.. The drunken man bumped into the preacher and could get the strong smell of alcohol. The preacher asks the drunk,"Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk said., "Yes" So, the preacher proceeded to baptize the drunk. Afterwards, the preacher asked the drunk,"Did you find Jesus?" The drunk said,"No" The preacher decided to submerge the drunk for a longer period until the drunk started kicking and flapping. The preacher asked the drunk one more time, "Did you find Jesus?" The startled drunk asked the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"