1. What do astronauts say to their sweethearts? "I love you to the moon and back."
2. A boy walks up to a girl and asks, "Are you the internet?"
"Why?" she asks, looking puzzled.
"Because I feel a connection", he replied.
3. "You are the apple of my eyes, the food on my table, the air that I breathe, the crust on my pastry", a teenage boy told a girl he met on the streets.
"Okay", replied the girl. "But I'm not real!"
"Baby, you're as real as the sunlight, that shines on me everyday."
"Then, come with me to my home" invited the girl.
"Where is that?" asked the excited boy.
"I live in the cemetery across the street."
The boy vanished.
2. A boy walks up to a girl and asks, "Are you the internet?"
"Why?" she asks, looking puzzled.
"Because I feel a connection", he replied.
3. "You are the apple of my eyes, the food on my table, the air that I breathe, the crust on my pastry", a teenage boy told a girl he met on the streets.
"Okay", replied the girl. "But I'm not real!"
"Baby, you're as real as the sunlight, that shines on me everyday."
"Then, come with me to my home" invited the girl.
"Where is that?" asked the excited boy.
"I live in the cemetery across the street."
The boy vanished.