1. My brother just came back from Vietnam> I asked him how it was, and he said the country was vulgar.
Everywhere was Phuc this and Phuc that.
2. A man boards a plane and, to his surprise, finds the pope sitting next to him. The man noticed the pope was playing a crossword puzzle. The pope was stumped on one word and asked the man if he knew a word that ends in 'unt' and refers to a woman. One word leapt to the man's mind which he thought was vulgar, He thought to himself, "I can't suggest that."
Then it hits him. He turns to the pope and says, " I think the word you're looking for is "aunt".
"Of course!" exclaims the pope. "I don't suppose you have an eraser?"
3. I used to work with an 82-year-old man who always told vulgar jokes. "Hey Ken, got any new jokes?"
"Nope, I didn't go to church this week."
Everywhere was Phuc this and Phuc that.
2. A man boards a plane and, to his surprise, finds the pope sitting next to him. The man noticed the pope was playing a crossword puzzle. The pope was stumped on one word and asked the man if he knew a word that ends in 'unt' and refers to a woman. One word leapt to the man's mind which he thought was vulgar, He thought to himself, "I can't suggest that."
Then it hits him. He turns to the pope and says, " I think the word you're looking for is "aunt".
"Of course!" exclaims the pope. "I don't suppose you have an eraser?"
3. I used to work with an 82-year-old man who always told vulgar jokes. "Hey Ken, got any new jokes?"
"Nope, I didn't go to church this week."