Humor Corner

A JOB INTERVIEW:
OFFICER: What is your name?
MANOJ : MP Sir.
OFFICER: What does that mean?
MANOJ: Manoj Panday
OFFICER: Your native place?
MANOJ: MP Sir
OFFICER:: What's That?
MANOJ: Manipur Province
OFFICER:What is ytour qualification?
Mabnoj: MP Sir
OFFICER: What is that?
Manoj: Matric  Pass
OFFICER:: So why do you need a job?
MANOJ: MP Sir
OFFICER: Meaning
MANOJ: Money problem
OFFICER: What's your personality like.
MANOJ: MP Sir
OFFICER: And what is that?
Manoj: Marvelous Personality
OFFICER: I'll get back to you.
MANOJ: Sir, how was my MP Sir?
OFFICER: And what's that again?
Manoj: My performance
OFFICER: I think you have a MP
MANOJ: Meaning?
OFFICER: Mental Problem