1. I pointed to two drunks across the bar from us and told my friend,
"That's us in ten years"
He said,
"That's a mirror, dumbhead."
2. Three old ladies were sitting on a bench when a man came up and flashed them.
Two of the ladies had a stroke, the other couldn't quite reach.
3. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.
I thought you already knew.
"That's us in ten years"
He said,
"That's a mirror, dumbhead."
2. Three old ladies were sitting on a bench when a man came up and flashed them.
Two of the ladies had a stroke, the other couldn't quite reach.
3. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.
I thought you already knew.