1. For Valentine's Day I asked cupid for a million dollars. Cupid said, "Get real." So I replied ,"OK, I want a boyfriend." To which Cupid responded' "Cash or Check?"
2. My girlfriend said she wanted a fairytale relationship. So I left her in the forest with a loaf of bread.
3. What did one tomato say to the other on Valentine's Day? I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
4. "Where did you find love in the grocery store?" "Aisle B... there for you"
2. My girlfriend said she wanted a fairytale relationship. So I left her in the forest with a loaf of bread.
3. What did one tomato say to the other on Valentine's Day? I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
4. "Where did you find love in the grocery store?" "Aisle B... there for you"