1. What do you call a 400 lb alcoholic?
A heavy drinker.
2. What do you call a line of people waiting to get their hair cut?
A Barber Queue
3. Did you hear about he guy who got caught washing ancient artifacts before trying to sneak them out of Egypt?
He's been charged with mummy laundering.
A heavy drinker.
2. What do you call a line of people waiting to get their hair cut?
A Barber Queue
3. Did you hear about he guy who got caught washing ancient artifacts before trying to sneak them out of Egypt?
He's been charged with mummy laundering.