A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who's best at his job.
So they each go into the woods, find a bear and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins:
"When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first communion."
"I found a bear by the stream," says the minister, "and preached God's holy word . The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptized him."
They both look down on the rabbi who is lying in a gurney in a body cast.
"Looking back," he says, "maybe I should have started with the circumcision."
So they each go into the woods, find a bear and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins:
"When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first communion."
"I found a bear by the stream," says the minister, "and preached God's holy word . The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptized him."
They both look down on the rabbi who is lying in a gurney in a body cast.
"Looking back," he says, "maybe I should have started with the circumcision."