A young man was attending college and came up with a plan to get money after he had had squandered his allowances at the end of the first semester.
He called home, "Hi dad you would not believe what modern education is doing now."
"What's that my son?" he asked.
"Dad they have come up with a system that can make a dog talk."
"That sounds great," he father replied.
"Dad if you would send our dog,Jack and $10,000. I can get him into the program.'
"Sounds good to me," his dad sends sends Jack and $10,000.
At the end of the semester, the young man calls home and says,"Dad I have some grim news for you."
"What's that?" his father asks.
"I was sitting in the living room with Jack and he asks me if you're still having an affair with tha attractive girl Rachel who lives down the street."
His father got white when he heard this.
"And you didn't kill that son of a bitch before he tells your mother? his father asked
"Sure did dad." his son replied.
"That's my boy." his father said with glee.
He called home, "Hi dad you would not believe what modern education is doing now."
"What's that my son?" he asked.
"Dad they have come up with a system that can make a dog talk."
"That sounds great," he father replied.
"Dad if you would send our dog,Jack and $10,000. I can get him into the program.'
"Sounds good to me," his dad sends sends Jack and $10,000.
At the end of the semester, the young man calls home and says,"Dad I have some grim news for you."
"What's that?" his father asks.
"I was sitting in the living room with Jack and he asks me if you're still having an affair with tha attractive girl Rachel who lives down the street."
His father got white when he heard this.
"And you didn't kill that son of a bitch before he tells your mother? his father asked
"Sure did dad." his son replied.
"That's my boy." his father said with glee.