At school, Little Johnny's friends tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so, it's easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decided to go home and try it out. Johnny's mother greets him at home and he tells her,"I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hand him $20. and says,"Don't tell your father.Quite pleased the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." His father promptly hands him $40. and says,"Please don't tell your mother." Very pleased , the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says,"Them come give your Daddy a great big hug."
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