1. Though I enjoy the sport, I would never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
2. The police were called to a female gym to investigate the horror the ladies found. A pervert drilled a peep hole in the changing room. The police told them not to worry since they would be tracking down the suspect. The ladies were not sure of the police assurances and still wanted to know how.
"Don't worry", the police said, we'll be looking into it."
3. An elderly farmer, armed with a bucket went down to the back of his farm near the pond that he had fixed up with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some apple and peach trees. He was alerted by the sound of young female voices. When he got closer, he found skimpily clad visitors in his pond. He cleared his throat and the women swam to the other side of the pond. They informed the farmer that they would not leave until he was out of sight.
"Sorry ladies, he said, I didn't come here to watch you naked. I just came to feed the alligators."
2. The police were called to a female gym to investigate the horror the ladies found. A pervert drilled a peep hole in the changing room. The police told them not to worry since they would be tracking down the suspect. The ladies were not sure of the police assurances and still wanted to know how.
"Don't worry", the police said, we'll be looking into it."
3. An elderly farmer, armed with a bucket went down to the back of his farm near the pond that he had fixed up with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some apple and peach trees. He was alerted by the sound of young female voices. When he got closer, he found skimpily clad visitors in his pond. He cleared his throat and the women swam to the other side of the pond. They informed the farmer that they would not leave until he was out of sight.
"Sorry ladies, he said, I didn't come here to watch you naked. I just came to feed the alligators."