A man caught a thief at night in his kitchen. Just when he was about to raise an alarm, the thief said calmly,"Do you remember what I said in the scriptures? , That behold, " I will come like a thief in the night" ,,,I have come again. "Blessed you are among men, that you have stayed awake as I told you." Then the man looked at the thief, smiled and calmly replied, "My lord you have fallen into the hands of Pontius Pilate again." "I will nail your ass tonight." The thief fainted.