Tech Support
A man calls tech support, "I'm getting inappropriate pop-ups on my computer and don't want my wife to think it's me."
Advisor: I'll remove them for you.
" How can I get them back when she's not in?"
Plumber
A plumber is fixing water pipes in a kitchen when suddenly the housewife comes in.
- Beware of my husband, he's gonna be home in an hour!
The plumber makes eye contact with the woman in the kitchen door and asks
- Why, I've done nothing inappropriate?
She quickly replies
- That's why I'm telling you we still have an hour.
A man calls tech support, "I'm getting inappropriate pop-ups on my computer and don't want my wife to think it's me."
Advisor: I'll remove them for you.
" How can I get them back when she's not in?"
Plumber
A plumber is fixing water pipes in a kitchen when suddenly the housewife comes in.
- Beware of my husband, he's gonna be home in an hour!
The plumber makes eye contact with the woman in the kitchen door and asks
- Why, I've done nothing inappropriate?
She quickly replies
- That's why I'm telling you we still have an hour.