1. Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other, " I need you to help me to get to the other side!"
The other guy replies, "You're on the other side!"
2. A guy goes to a pet store to buy a goldfish. The salesman asks him, "Do you want an aquarium?" The guy responds, " I don't care what star sign it is!"
3. And God said to John, Come forth and you shall have eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster
The other guy replies, "You're on the other side!"
2. A guy goes to a pet store to buy a goldfish. The salesman asks him, "Do you want an aquarium?" The guy responds, " I don't care what star sign it is!"
3. And God said to John, Come forth and you shall have eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster