A man is drinking in a bar when a nun harasses him about drinking. In self -defence the man asks,"Who told you drinking was bad?"
The nun replies,"Mother Superior told me."
To which the man asks, "Have you ever tried it?"
The nun replies, "No I have never taken a drink of hard liquor."
The man says,"Well don't criticize me if you haven't tried it. I tell you what if you try it and don't like it I'll give up drinking for life."
The nun agrees, "Bring it in a teacup. I don't want people to think I'm drinking."
The man goes up to the bartender and says, "Bring me a couple of shots of vodka but bring one of them in a teacup."
The bartender looks at the man and says, "Is that nun in here again?"
The nun replies,"Mother Superior told me."
To which the man asks, "Have you ever tried it?"
The nun replies, "No I have never taken a drink of hard liquor."
The man says,"Well don't criticize me if you haven't tried it. I tell you what if you try it and don't like it I'll give up drinking for life."
The nun agrees, "Bring it in a teacup. I don't want people to think I'm drinking."
The man goes up to the bartender and says, "Bring me a couple of shots of vodka but bring one of them in a teacup."
The bartender looks at the man and says, "Is that nun in here again?"