A man was driving at 80mph when he passed a three legged chicken. Three minutes later the chicken passed him again when he was driving at 100mph. The man tried to catch the chicken but it ran down the side of the road.
The man followed it into a farmyard but couldn't find it anywhere.
He saw the farmer and told him the story. The farmer said that he was trying to cut the neck of the bird when it slipped away and ran with a speed he never knew chickens could run. Part of his neck was severed but the chicken fled.
The man followed it into a farmyard but couldn't find it anywhere.
He saw the farmer and told him the story. The farmer said that he was trying to cut the neck of the bird when it slipped away and ran with a speed he never knew chickens could run. Part of his neck was severed but the chicken fled.