Husband tells his wife he is going for a three -day church conference.
Wife packs his bag, prepares breakfast for him and says, "Darling, let's pray together before you leave."
Husband says,"Yes."
Wife prays loudly, "Oh Lord! Grant my husband travelling mercies."
Husband,"Amen"
Wife, "Let my husband become impotent if he commits adultery."
Husband: Silent
Wife: "Oh Lord if he commits any adulterous act, let him not come home alive."
Husband: silent
Wife: "If he cheats, kill him."
Husband: "Oh shut up!! I'm no longer going! The Holy Spirit just told me the meeting is canceled
Wife packs his bag, prepares breakfast for him and says, "Darling, let's pray together before you leave."
Husband says,"Yes."
Wife prays loudly, "Oh Lord! Grant my husband travelling mercies."
Husband,"Amen"
Wife, "Let my husband become impotent if he commits adultery."
Husband: Silent
Wife: "Oh Lord if he commits any adulterous act, let him not come home alive."
Husband: silent
Wife: "If he cheats, kill him."
Husband: "Oh shut up!! I'm no longer going! The Holy Spirit just told me the meeting is canceled