1. My husband and I reached the difficult decision that we don't want children. If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
2. My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
3. You're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
4. Priest : "Do you have any last request
Murderer sitting on an electric chair: " Can you please hold my hand?"
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2. My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
3. You're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
4. Priest : "Do you have any last request
Murderer sitting on an electric chair: " Can you please hold my hand?"
Credit: Bored Panda