1. What do you call a bunch of chess masters bragging about their game in a hotel lobby over the Christmas holidays?
Chestnuts boasting in an open foyer.
2.What is every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
"Silent Night."
3. Why are Christmas trees always looking to the future?
Because the present is beneath them.
4. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
"I'll never part with it."
Chestnuts boasting in an open foyer.
2.What is every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
"Silent Night."
3. Why are Christmas trees always looking to the future?
Because the present is beneath them.
4. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
"I'll never part with it."