1. A couple are on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that would get her heart racing. He replies,"I forgot my wallet."
2. My girlfriend isn't talking to me. She said I ruined her birthday. But how is that even possible? I didn't even know it was her birthday.
3. What's the difference between love and marriage? Love is one long, sweet dream Marriage is the alarm clock.
2. My girlfriend isn't talking to me. She said I ruined her birthday. But how is that even possible? I didn't even know it was her birthday.
3. What's the difference between love and marriage? Love is one long, sweet dream Marriage is the alarm clock.