Boysie wanting to earn some money decided to hire himself out as a handyman and went to Westmoorings. he went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner Mr. BigShot if he had any jobs for him to do.
"Well you can paint my porch. How much would you charge?"
Boysie: Gimmie $200. nah.
Mr. Bigshot pleased with the low cost agreed and told Boysie that the paint and the supplies he would need were in the garage.
Mr. BigShot's wife inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does he realise the the porch goes all the way around the house?"
Mr. BigShot replied , "He should. He was standing the porch. But you know country bookies, they are not very smart so if he wants to charge so little, more money in my pocket.
A short time later, Boysie came to the door to collect his money.
"You're finished already?" Mr BigShot asked
Boysie: Yeah man, and I have some extra paint left over, so I gave it two coats
Impressed, Mr. BigShot reached into his pocket for the $200.
As he was walking away, Boysie muttered to Mr. BigShot . "By the way that is not a Porsche, that is a Ferrari."