1. Today on a drive, I decided to visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face. My parents are the worst.
2. I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
3. The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
4. What do you do when your cat's dead? Play with the neighbor's pussies until you get a new one.
2. I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
3. The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
4. What do you do when your cat's dead? Play with the neighbor's pussies until you get a new one.